Texas A&M Student Involved In Racist Incident Expelled

What the hell is (still) going on in Aggieland? Oh yeah, it’s stuck in the 1950s.

They’re also just now thinking of letting women be Yell Leaders. Yes, seriously.

http://www.texastribune.org/2016/03/02/m-president-student-involved-racist-incident-no-lo/

Justin Tucker Just Posted This Pic That Will Piss Off Any Aggie

Give us a reason to piss off any Aggie and we will. Like this pic from Justin Tucker, the famed Longhorn kicker who will forever live in history because of this:

Justin, you already stole our hearts and now you’re stealing our Instagram “likes”. Take ’em all!

The ball that beat the aggies. #HookEm

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Adiós, Johnny. You’ll Always Be Our Favorite Wannabe Longhorn.

Johnny Manziel: America’s bad boy Heisman Trophy Winner and long-time wannabe Texas Longhorn. We’re actually going to miss him (he announced he’s entering the NFL Draft) because deep down, he’ll always bleed burnt orange. Here’s proof.

Little Johnny Football’s basketball team was called the Longhorns

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He may or may not have been considered for a safety position with us. But nevertheless, check out this picture of him with Mack Brown, yo!

 

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He said this Longhorn tattoo is fake, but does anyone truly know?

 

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Or, how about that time he threw up a Hook ’em Horns at a Wale concert in Austin…?

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Or, that time he got kicked out of a West Campus frat party.

Don’t worry, Johnny boy. Your dream has come true. You no longer have to live in College Station. Good luck in the NFL and Hook ’em!

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21 Aggies Traditions That Make Absolutely No Sense

Poor Aggies. They’ve always been some sort of special to us. They made fools out of themselves when they decided to go the SEC. So, we thought we’d dig a little deeper into the cult – I mean, “university” – that we love so very much (bless their hearts).

21.) “Mugging Down”

The idea is that “When the football team scores, everyone scores.” Seems a bit on the creeper side.

20.) Sayin’ “texas university”

College Station: where learning disabilities are witty.

19.) Indoctrination Camp (Fish Camp or T-Camp)

Nah, fuck a weekend-long orientation. Let’s do four days in an even more remote shithole than College Station and learn fight songs.

18.)The Aggie War Hymn

Have you ever noticed that A&M’s entire fight song is all about UT? It’s almost flattering. Collegiate penis envy at its finest.

17.) The glorified ROTC.

Totally the opposite of the Keep Austin Weird Army.

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