You heard it here, y’all! Those girls on West 6th (who still goes there?) aren’t just looking for a free Jägerbomb (or shot of Fireball for that matter).

No, they’re looking to see how they can find that sugar daddy who can help pay off that student loan debt.. Oh, and maybe fund those excursions abroad…who needs study abroad anyways?

So, UT-Austin ranks #1 (woo hoo!) according to the dating website SeekingArrangement.com, which calls itself the “world’s largest online-dating website that matches wealthy benefactors seeking ‘mutually beneficial relationships’ with attractive members.”

Hook ’em? I guess.

Burnt Orange, Charlie Strong, Football

Coach Charlie Strong Crowdsurfs After Texas beats West Virginia!

By Chief Longhorn , November 9, 2014 5:32 pmNovember 9, 20140 2054

We called it! Coach Charlie Strong sure knows how to celebrate after a much-deserved Longhorn win against the West Virginia Mountaineers!

He did it when he was at Louisville and he ain’t stopping!

Burnt Orange, Campus & ATX, Celebrities

Matthew McConaughey’s Lincoln Commercials Are Really About UT Pride

By Chief Longhorn , September 28, 2014 9:28 pmJanuary 14, 20150 3632

Lincoln’s latest spots featuring Matthew McConaughey have gotten quite a lot of attention, especially in the Longhorn community.

It all started with this spot…set in Austin. with quotes like this:

Sometimes you’ve gotta go back, to actually move forward.

Our beautiful city is featured everywhere.

But wait, there’s more!

Matthew seems to go up against Bevo! And, Bevo wins!

Respect, yo.

Of course, Ellen decided to make a parody of it…because Ellen.

Campus & ATX, Celebrities

Jimmy Kimmel & Guillermo toured UT-Austin

By Chief Longhorn , March 15, 2014 2:50 pmMarch 15, 20140 3282

Jimmy & Guillermo (don’t mind the subtle racism of this relationship) visited toured our beloved 40 Acres this past week during SXSW.

While there, they ran into Dr. Junker (a lecturer in Advertising/PR), DJ Scott from KVRX, and the ladies of Alpha Epsilon Phi…and even made a pit stop at the Hole in the Wall.

Enjoy.

Jimmy Kimmel & Guillermo at UT

Burnt Orange, Featured, Lists

18 Reasons Why It’s Better to Date a Longhorn Girl

By Chief Longhorn , February 5, 2014 10:41 pmApril 26, 20160 44760

Longhorn girls are hot. Not only because they look good in jeans, boots, and burnt orange, but because they’re smart as hell. She’ll most likely be your boss at home and/or at work, but fear not. It’s for the better. So, read below as we give you the 18 Reasons Why It’s Better to Date a Longhorn Girl…Hook ’em!

1.) She ain’t afraid to yell “Make ’em eat shit!” instead of “Go Horns, Go!” during Texas Fight!

2.) She’s so hot that even at away games, she’ll gain national media attention.

I’m not lying, read this story.

3.) But, she ain’t afraid of saying what she really thinks in front of the camera.

Football

Adiós, Johnny. You’ll Always Be Our Favorite Wannabe Longhorn.

By Chief Longhorn , January 8, 2014 10:42 pmJanuary 8, 20140 7027

Johnny Manziel: America’s bad boy Heisman Trophy Winner and long-time wannabe Texas Longhorn. We’re actually going to miss him (he announced he’s entering the NFL Draft) because deep down, he’ll always bleed burnt orange. Here’s proof.

Little Johnny Football’s basketball team was called the Longhorns

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He may or may not have been considered for a safety position with us. But nevertheless, check out this picture of him with Mack Brown, yo!

He said this Longhorn tattoo is fake, but does anyone truly know?

FAKE tattoo..

— Johnny Manziel (@JManziel2) March 13, 2013

Or, how about that time he threw up a Hook ’em Horns at a Wale concert in Austin…?

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Or, that time he got kicked out of a West Campus frat party.

Don’t worry, Johnny boy. Your dream has come true. You no longer have to live in College Station. Good luck in the NFL and Hook ’em!

Burnt Orange, Football

What Every Longhorn Should Do Until August 30, 2014

By Chief Longhorn , January 7, 2014 9:06 pmJanuary 7, 20140 2332

Yup. College football season is over. FSU won the National Championship (just not as great as we did). And now you’re left wondering what the hell to do next over the most depressing part of the year. Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered .

Step 1: Take a look at next year’s schedule

2014 TEXAS FOOTBALL SCHEDULE
(Home games in bold caps; all times TBA)

Aug. 30: NORTH TEXAS
Sept. 6: BYU
Sept. 13: vs. UCLA (Arlington)
Sept. 27: at Kansas*
Oct. 4: BAYLOR*
Oct. 11: vs. Oklahoma* (Dallas)
Oct. 18: IOWA STATE*
Oct. 25: at K-State*
Nov. 1: at Texas Tech*
Nov. 8: WEST VIRGINIA*
Nov. 15: at Oklahoma State*
Nov. 27: TCU*

*Big 12 Conference game

Step 2: Visit and bookmark HornsCountdown.com

Step 3: Drown in your sorrows until August 30, 2014.

Step 4: Slap yourself.

Because everything is going to be OK!

BECAUSE NEXT YEAR WE’RE GOING TO BE TEXAS STRONG!

Texas Strong

Burnt Orange, Football

Aside from an awkward hug from Bill Powers, Coach Charlie Strong’s First Press Conference Went Well

By Chief Longhorn , January 6, 2014 8:06 pmJanuary 6, 20140 2433

Not quite as bad as French President Francois Hollande’s many failed attempts at handshakes, but funny nevertheless. What did you think of Coach Strong’s first press conference?