5.) Those things frat bros use for their sunglasses

So they don’t fall off your neck…I guess.

 

4.) Party straws

Because party. Duh.

3.) Solo cups

Where the hell are the red ones?

2.) Hangover stuffs

Like Gatorade, the thirst quencher…or Tylenol.

   

1.) Whataburger

Just kidding. But it looks like Taco Bell might.