University of Indiana student Julian Bates lost a chance at $1,000,000, a trip to London, and a new car, but worst of all…an Aggie came in and guessed correctly on more than one occasion during Wheel of Fortune College Week.
Don’t worry. The Aggie and ‘Bama girls still managed to screw things up as he somehow made it to the Bonus Round. The world makes sense again.
It’s no surprise that we play a game against OU in the great state of Texas rather than the stinkhole armpit of America called Norman. Here are the Top 15 Reasons Why Oklahoma Sucks (make sure you read until the end for a special surprise).
Oklahoma self-reported NCAA violations, including 3 players eating excess pasta at a banquet. Each gave $3.83 to charity to be reinstated.
— SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) February 19, 2014
Seriously. Check out this post.
Poor Aggies. They’ve always been some sort of special to us. They made fools out of themselves when they decided to go the SEC. So, we thought we’d dig a little deeper into the cult – I mean, “university” – that we love so very much (bless their hearts).
The idea is that “When the football team scores, everyone scores.” Seems a bit on the creeper side.
College Station: where learning disabilities are witty.
Nah, fuck a weekend-long orientation. Let’s do four days in an even more remote shithole than College Station and learn fight songs.
Have you ever noticed that A&M’s entire fight song is all about UT? It’s almost flattering. Collegiate penis envy at its finest.
Totally the opposite of the Keep Austin Weird Army.
