College Raptor named UT-Austin the 8th-best urban campus in the U.S. We at Longhorn Humor think it’s #1 and here are 50 reasons why, but here’s what they had to say…

Austin is known as a lively and innovative city with a unique atmosphere. When students aren’t studying at one of UT Austin’s beautiful libraries, they’re enjoying the area’s numerous natural swimming holes or shopping the quirky 2nd Street District. Not to mention Austin’s notorious music and arts scene, which culminates each March in the South by Southwest (SXSW) Festival.

Hook ’em!

News, OU

OU Frat Yells Racist Chant, Doesn’t Know The Internet Exists

By Chief Longhorn , March 9, 2015 12:41 amMarch 9, 2015Off 2523

Just about a month ago, it was at a Texas FIJI party where guests wore “ponchos, sombreros, and construction gear” to a Mexican-themed event.

Well, it looks like the SAE chapter at OU took its racism above and beyond in one of the most despicable, vile videos one can watch. See below.

The one common thread among the two events? They apparently don’t know that the Internet exists.

Total Frat Move has reported that the chapter and all of its members have been suspended.

Our deed follows our word… Zero tolerance for bad behavior http://t.co/05GGfRjYoX

— Brad Cohen (@SAE_ESA_brad) March 9, 2015

Burnt Orange, Celebrities, Lists

19 Celebrities Who Bleed Burnt Orange

By Chief Longhorn , March 8, 2015 11:11 pmApril 10, 2017Off 33483

We’ve already put together our list of Famous Longhorns, but now it’s time to dig deeper into our favorite celebrities who bleed burnt orange…even if they didn’t even go to the 40 Acres! So, while OU has redneck celebrities who sport their ugly “crimson” crap, here’s a run down of A-list celebs who know how to Hook ’em!

1. Beyoncé

Let’s start with Queen B. Bae knows what’s up. She’s all knowing and powerful. Hook ’em!

2.) Justin Bieber

It was during SXSW. I’m sure someone was drunk when this decision was made.

3.) George Straight

We all have that friend who goes to Texas State and bleeds burnt orange…and the King of Country is one of them!

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4.) Jessica Simpson

Even though she says some things that an Aggie might say, she still looks cute in burnt orange, tho.

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Burnt Orange, Lists

These Pets Dressed In Burnt Orange Are Cuter Than Bevo

By Chief Longhorn , February 21, 2015 2:17 pmFebruary 21, 2015Off 4042

We asked our followers on Twitter submit pics of their furry friends wearing burnt orange…and we weren’t disappointed! WARNING: CUTENESS AHEAD!!!

16.) This little pup I’m sure tried really hard for Texas Cheer

@LonghornHumor Bella the shih tzu! pic.twitter.com/ytygimIoct

— Brooke Swindle (@BrookeSwindle) February 20, 2015

15.) Who’s ready for a showdown?

@LonghornHumor #NationalLoveYourPetDay pic.twitter.com/eWbsUzP0BQ

— Brad Villa (@BradfortonVilla) February 20, 2015

14.) Pup to Sooner pup: “Come at me, bro!”

#NationalLoveYourPetDay @LonghornHumor pic.twitter.com/nvC7kvOGOI

— Cali Capela (@calicapela) February 20, 2015

13.) That face you made all last season…

@LonghornHumor Mack! pic.twitter.com/S21VXpx1X7

— Daniel Lopez (@dlopez74) February 20, 2015

12.) I’m sure this one poops in West Campus…

@LonghornHumor Adelaide says Hook'em Horns! |,,| pic.twitter.com/rn4EUfqXOr

— Kayla Griffin (@kaylajgriffin94) February 20, 2015

11.) Coach Dog will make you have a ruff day if you don’t listen to him!

@LonghornHumor shylo is a big longhorns fan! pic.twitter.com/BalxPrZowZ

— javier ojeda (@xXJaviXx20) February 20, 2015

10.) Apparently even ferrets bleed burnt orange

@LonghornHumor #NationalLoveYourPetDay Ferrets love the Longhorns too! pic.twitter.com/3LoO3cTHDe

— Lauren Ferguson (@LaurenFerg2) February 20, 2015

Burnt Orange, Campus & ATX, Lists

19 #CandyMinimal Pics of Austin You’ll Want to Like on Instagram ASAP

By Chief Longhorn , February 11, 2015 10:54 pmFebruary 11, 2015Off 6762

Matt Crump (’03) is a graduate from the Texas Creative Program at UT who’s been recognized multiple times by Instagram & Buzzfeed. Here are our favorite shots of his infamous #CandyMinimal Instagrams that you’ll be sure to double tap as soon as you can get your thumb to scroll down!

1.) Austin Motel

Austin’s most famous sign #candysignage

A photo posted by Matt Crump (@mattcrump) on Nov 10, 2014 at 7:20pm PST

2.) Homeslice

Pie in the sky #candysignage A photo posted by Matt Crump (@mattcrump) on Nov 9, 2014 at 7:12pm PST

3.) Frost Bank

Icy #candytecture

A photo posted by Matt Crump (@mattcrump) on Sep 22, 2014 at 9:32am PDT

4.) Sandy’s Hamburgers

#WHPontheroad #candysignage A photo posted by Matt Crump (@mattcrump) on Oct 19, 2014 at 7:50pm PDT

Burnt Orange, Campus

There’s A Hidden Reference in UT’s Newest Symbol. Check it out!

By Chief Longhorn , February 10, 2015 9:56 pmFebruary 10, 20150 3655

So, in case you didn’t know, UT kind of just rebranded itself on the academic front.

It went from this craziness: UTCollegeLogos To this beautiful masterpiece created by a local branding agency.

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According to their website:

The rhythm and word breaks of the abstracted words on the book provide a “hidden” reference to the key phrase in the University alma mater: “The eyes of Texas are upon you, all the live long day.”

UTLogoMeaning So, it looks like you’re going to have to retire your old college t-shirts and replace them with something a little more awesome and meaningful.

Hook ’em!

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Campus

UT-Austin Ranks The Highest Amongst Girls Looking For Sugar Daddies

By Chief Longhorn , January 26, 2015 10:56 pmJanuary 26, 20150 10227

You heard it here, y’all! Those girls on West 6th (who still goes there?) aren’t just looking for a free Jägerbomb (or shot of Fireball for that matter).

No, they’re looking to see how they can find that sugar daddy who can help pay off that student loan debt.. Oh, and maybe fund those excursions abroad…who needs study abroad anyways?

So, UT-Austin ranks #1 (woo hoo!) according to the dating website SeekingArrangement.com, which calls itself the “world’s largest online-dating website that matches wealthy benefactors seeking ‘mutually beneficial relationships’ with attractive members.”

Hook ’em? I guess.