We’re #1!
Niche.com ranked UT-Austin the top public university in the country.
The ranking is based on academics, value, faculty, diversity (suck it, Abby), student life, amongst other criteria. I mean, who wouldn’t want to come to UT?
Here was our official grade:
Texas A&M was 10th (because they suck), OU was 45th (because they super suck), and Texas Tech was 60th (because no ones cares).
Hook ’em!
‘Cause we’re Texas and we can do these sort of things, Longhorn fans have taken over Wrigley Field to sing “The Eyes of Texas”.
Hook ’em!
"The Eyes" at Wrigley …
Disch-Falk North!!!! #LF pic.twitter.com/F6kfIzDPy3
— Occupy LF (@OccupyLF) September 4, 2015
Prepare yourselves.
And if you’re really hurtin’, you can check out our Horns Countdown!
Our 2015 footballs have arrived! \m/pic.twitter.com/L44F4VdQXG
— Longhorn Humor (@LonghornHumor) April 24, 2015
Give us a reason to piss off any Aggie and we will. Like this pic from Justin Tucker, the famed Longhorn kicker who will forever live in history because of this:
Justin, you already stole our hearts and now you’re stealing our Instagram “likes”. Take ’em all!
Amazon launched its one-hour delivery service in Austin today for Prime members in select zip codes (UT’s 78712 & West Campus’ 78705 being a few of them). So, to make things easier for your hangover days, we’ve compiled a list of things you can buy and get delivered straight to your door step.
Our personal favorite? Cinnamon Toast Crunch, mothafuckas!
Where the hell is the salsa?
Maybe the frat bros can use these instead of dressing up like Mexicans?
You’re going to have to wait at least an hour to take that shit.
You’re also going to have to wait at least an hour to have sex.
Embattled Texas basketball coach Rick Barnes was given notice this weekend that he was fired from his head coaching position.
Immediately, former players TJ Ford & Kevin Durant took to Twitter & Instagram to show their gratitude and appreciation for the 17-year coach of the Longhorns.
I learned a lot from this guy, was much more than a coach but a father figure! Love you, Thank you pic.twitter.com/gN2ahkmLFP
— Kevin Durant (@KDTrey5) March 29, 2015
College Raptor named UT-Austin the 8th-best urban campus in the U.S. We at Longhorn Humor think it’s #1 and here are 50 reasons why, but here’s what they had to say…
Austin is known as a lively and innovative city with a unique atmosphere. When students aren’t studying at one of UT Austin’s beautiful libraries, they’re enjoying the area’s numerous natural swimming holes or shopping the quirky 2nd Street District. Not to mention Austin’s notorious music and arts scene, which culminates each March in the South by Southwest (SXSW) Festival.
Hook ’em!
We’ve already put together our list of Famous Longhorns, but now it’s time to dig deeper into our favorite celebrities who bleed burnt orange…even if they didn’t even go to the 40 Acres! So, while OU has redneck celebrities who sport their ugly “crimson” crap, here’s a run down of A-list celebs who know how to Hook ’em!
Let’s start with Queen B. Bae knows what’s up. She’s all knowing and powerful. Hook ’em!
It was during SXSW. I’m sure someone was drunk when this decision was made.
We all have that friend who goes to Texas State and bleeds burnt orange…and the King of Country is one of them!
Even though she says some things that an Aggie might say, she still looks cute in burnt orange, tho.
