Chief Longhorn

Matthew McConaughey’s Lincoln Commercials Are Really About UT Pride

Lincoln’s latest spots featuring Matthew McConaughey have gotten quite a lot of attention, especially in the Longhorn community.

It all started with this spot…set in Austin. with quotes like this:

Sometimes you’ve gotta go back, to actually move forward.

Our beautiful city is featured everywhere.

But wait, there’s more!

Matthew seems to go up against Bevo! And, Bevo wins!

Respect, yo.

Of course, Ellen decided to make a parody of it…because Ellen.

Redditor Builds Entire DKR – Texas Memorial Stadium Out Of Legos

Redditor /u/baconeverywhere decided to build Darrell K Royal Texas Memorial Stadium completely out of Legos. This isn’t his (or her?) first creation though of the beloved 40 Acres. Four months ago, a similar model of the Tower was built out of the bricky bastards that hurt when you step on them. Check out the ablum for that here!

For complete pics of the stadium build, check it out here.

Laying out the foundation

He even built support under the seats

Stadium starts to fill out

The upper level of DKR

Watch Charlie Strong & Mack Brown Do The Ice Bucket Challenge

Texas Longhorns Coach Charlie Strong and former Coach Mack Brown have both done the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge.

We at Longhorn Humor want to challenge the Longhorns to do the Ice Bucket Challenge in the form of Ws this season. Hook ’em!

Charlie Strong Ice Bucket Challenge

The Indefinite List Of Things Every Longhorn Should Do In Austin

Austin is a beautiful place that we Longhorns like to call home. No other school in the Big 12 lives in as cool as a city as we do. No one is dying to move to Lubbock, Aimes…and they sure as hell don’t want to move to Norman. This is where this handy list of things every Longhorn should do by the time you walk across that stage at graduation. Hook ’em!

Take a swim in Barton Springs

Sure, it’s probably colder than your high school ex-girlfriend, but when it’s 100+ degrees outside, it doesn’t really matter. This is probably the best place to catch up on studying O-chem or that hot Longhorn laying out tanning.

Mag Mud at 3AM

Black beans, queso, avocado, and pico de gallo. 3AM. Wednesday night. Do it (and not just once).

Source: https://flic.kr/p/7t1YaG

Do the Trudy’s Trifecta Challenge

This is every Longhorn’s rite of passage when they turn 21. Visit all 3 and order your limit of Mexican Martinis (they cut you off at 2 at each restaurant). Do so responsibly of course.

Scarf down breakfast tacos the morning after

Best eaten the morning after hittin’ up the bars on Thursday night, where you may or may not have been kicked out of a bar or two (seriously, don’t be that guy). Our favorites are Torchy’s Tacos, Juan in a Million, Taco Shack, and Taco Deli.

The 2014 Texas Longhorns Football Hype Video is Here

We’ve got less than 50 days until kickoff of the 2014 Texas Longhorns football season!

Until then, check out What Every Longhorn Should Do until August 30, 2014.

Screen Shot 2014-07-13 at 1.15.04 PM

Kevin Durant to Mom: “You’re the real MVP!”

Kevin Durant just won every mom’s heart in America. Check out his emotional speech as he accepted the NBA’s Most Valuable Player award. Hook ’em!

The University of Texas Now Has Its Own Cologne & Perfume

Ladies & Gents – You can now smell like Bevo! UT has recently release its new line of fragrances for men and women. Don’t worry. Bevo’s “roses” really smell like “rosemary sprigs, orange blossom, and cashmere woods”, according to the fragrance wheel below.

You can buy the fragrance from the University Co-op.

A signature scent exclusively created to capture the essence of The University of Texas. The Spirited Passion of the Hook ‘em Horns, The Dramatic Beauty of the UT Tower bathed in Burnt Orange and The Immense Devotion to the Longhorns Spirit. Passionate, Triumphant and Strong.

texas cologne & perfume smell wheel

TEXAS MEN TEXAS WOMEN
TOP · Pimento Berry, Mandarin Pulp, Rosemary Sprigs
MIDDLE · English Lavender, Warm Orange Flower, Aged Bourbon Accord
BASE · Cashmere Woods, Tabac Absolute, Golden Amber
TOP · Sparkling Bergamot, Sweet Orange, Ruby Redcurrant
MIDDLE · Orange Blossom, Mimosa Flowers, Jasmine Sambac
BASE · Aromatic Patchouli, Creamy Vanilla Bean, Skin Musk, Turkish Rose

University of Indiana Student Is Worse At Wheel of Fortune Than An Aggie

University of Indiana student Julian Bates lost a chance at $1,000,000, a trip to London, and a new car, but worst of all…an Aggie came in and guessed correctly on more than one occasion during Wheel of Fortune College Week.

Don’t worry. The Aggie and ‘Bama girls still managed to screw things up as he somehow made it to the Bonus Round. The world makes sense again.

College Student Wheel of Fortune