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Someone In Austin Makes Hook ‘Em Horns Donuts

These Hook ’em Horns donuts look delicious and we’ve been seeing them everywhere on Twitter, Facebook, and  Reddit.

Redditor /u/ImNotSquinting posted a photo and got the response we all want to know and the answer is: Donut Taco Palace #3 located at 6214 N. Lamar in Austin, Texas.

You’re welcome.

 

Why Cedar Fever Sucks Almost As Much As OU

It comes around every January to Austin, Texas. If you’re brand new here, you probably don’t know what it is. It usually take 2-3 years before you catch it…and it ain’t fun.

Below is a pic that looks like smoke, but it’s actually Cedar pollen flyin’ through the air in the Green Belt.

It’s called Cedar Fever and yes, it’s that bad.

For one, it’ll turn you into a monster.

Your eyes will tear up so bad in the middle of the day…people will think you were this kid from OU.

It’s so bad, people will think you were high…

Or, think you’ve turned into some sort of zombie…

Or, that you’ve just broken up with your boyfriend/girlfriend…

And yes, it’ll make you feel as if someone just punched you in the face…

And, just kept on punching you all. day. long.

To the point where you won’t even remember your own name…

But, don’t worry. Because it’ll be over soon and you’ll remember one thing.

OU STILL SUCKS!

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Mack Brown Will Tailgate With You Next Season

Last night, Mack Brown tweeted that he had never gone to a tailgate before. Can you believe it? We’d be the first to smoke a brisket with Coach. Who’s in?

Of course, he said he was havin’ fun.

But, we offered it up anyways…you know, just in case.

Come to our tailgate, Mack!

Shawn Izadi Played Both Linebacker And Saxophone For The Texas Longhorns

He rose to the top of /r/pics and is now doing an AMA on Reddit!

Our favorite post:

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His Twitter profile pic is awesome, too.

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Adiós, Johnny. You’ll Always Be Our Favorite Wannabe Longhorn.

Johnny Manziel: America’s bad boy Heisman Trophy Winner and long-time wannabe Texas Longhorn. We’re actually going to miss him (he announced he’s entering the NFL Draft) because deep down, he’ll always bleed burnt orange. Here’s proof.

Little Johnny Football’s basketball team was called the Longhorns

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He may or may not have been considered for a safety position with us. But nevertheless, check out this picture of him with Mack Brown, yo!

 

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He said this Longhorn tattoo is fake, but does anyone truly know?

 

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Or, how about that time he threw up a Hook ’em Horns at a Wale concert in Austin…?

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Or, that time he got kicked out of a West Campus frat party.

Don’t worry, Johnny boy. Your dream has come true. You no longer have to live in College Station. Good luck in the NFL and Hook ’em!

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Which Schools Have The Highest Amount Of Texas Recruits?

Well, I’m glad you asked because we found out that answer for you. Now, before you say anything, let us say this…

We all know that anyone born and bred in the great state of Texas is bound for glory. But, you give that up once you forsake the Lone State State. Here’s the breakout for the amount of traitors to leave Texas and where they went this past year…

OSU: 71 traitors

OU: 44 traitors

University of Louisiana at Monroe (seriously?): 38 traitors

Missouri: 35 traitors

This should be against state law.

What Every Longhorn Should Do Until August 30, 2014

Yup. College football season is over. FSU won the National Championship (just not as great as we did). And now you’re left wondering what the hell to do next over the most depressing part of the year. Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered .

Step 1: Take a look at next year’s schedule

2014 TEXAS FOOTBALL SCHEDULE
(Home games in bold caps; all times TBA)

Aug. 30: NORTH TEXAS
Sept. 6: BYU

Sept. 13: vs. UCLA (Arlington)
Sept. 27: at Kansas*
Oct. 4: BAYLOR*
Oct. 11: vs. Oklahoma* (Dallas)
Oct. 18: IOWA STATE*
Oct. 25: at K-State*
Nov. 1: at Texas Tech*
Nov. 8: WEST VIRGINIA*
Nov. 15: at Oklahoma State*
Nov. 27: TCU*

*Big 12 Conference game

Step 2: Visit and bookmark HornsCountdown.com

2014 Longhorn Football Countdown

 

Step 3: Drown in your sorrows until August 30, 2014.

Step 4: Slap yourself.

Because everything is going to be OK!

BECAUSE NEXT YEAR WE’RE GOING TO BE TEXAS STRONG!

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Brent Musburger Called Himself Kirk Herbsteit Before National Championship Game

Was Kirk supposed to be reading the teleprompter? Or, is Brent just gettin’ old?

Herbstreit’s reaction was priceless.