Give us a reason to piss off any Aggie and we will. Like this pic from Justin Tucker, the famed Longhorn kicker who will forever live in history because of this:
Justin, you already stole our hearts and now you’re stealing our Instagram “likes”. Take ’em all!
YouTuber oscararnarson put together the best compilation reaction video to Star Wars’ latest trailer release.
In it, our favorite Longhorn alum Matthew McConaughey‘s scene from Interstellar is set up perfectly to react to the momentous occasion.
Even if you aren’t a Star Wars fan, watch this!
Former Texas Longhorn golfer Jordan Spieth just won the Masters. Here are 18 reasons (because golf) why he’s bae. Hook ’em, Jordan!
This is the only time we’ll be proud of a former Longhorn wearing green.
The final putt. pic.twitter.com/VGXajoWuqk
— Adam Sarson (@Adam_Sarson) April 12, 2015
26 birdies during the week, which broke Phil Mickelson’s record of 25. 
He’s the 2nd youngest to win the Masters…behind Tiger Woods.
Well it wasn’t the big one but honored to receive the ROY award next to the best in the game! A photo posted by Jordan Spieth (@jordanspieth) on
Again…a record held by Tiger Woods. 
Source: Getty Images
Sorry ladies. Her name is Annie Verrett. And she went to Tech? C’mon, Jordan!
Happy 21st to this beautiful girl! Great time at the Rustic with family and friends @@annie_verret A photo posted by Jordan Spieth (@jordanspieth) on
Even though he left our beloved UT for this, he’s still a Longhorn forever. 
He came close to winning the Masters last year. So he had to come back, kick ass, and take names.
He didn’t stop when he was ahead. “Go hard! Go hard! Go hard!” he cried as the ball sailed through a cool breeze. “Go!”
Amazon launched its one-hour delivery service in Austin today for Prime members in select zip codes (UT’s 78712 & West Campus’ 78705 being a few of them). So, to make things easier for your hangover days, we’ve compiled a list of things you can buy and get delivered straight to your door step.
Our personal favorite? Cinnamon Toast Crunch, mothafuckas!
Where the hell is the salsa?
Maybe the frat bros can use these instead of dressing up like Mexicans?
You’re going to have to wait at least an hour to take that shit.
You’re also going to have to wait at least an hour to have sex.
It’s official. Shaka Smart has been named as Texas’ newest basketball coach, following Rick Barnes’ firing just last week.
Shaka Smart comes to us from VCU and has also been given the title of having the coolest name ever in the history of coaches.
Welcome, Coach Smart.
Apparently, strippers won’t keep you in Richmond. Welcome to the land of BBQ!
Embattled Texas basketball coach Rick Barnes was given notice this weekend that he was fired from his head coaching position.
Immediately, former players TJ Ford & Kevin Durant took to Twitter & Instagram to show their gratitude and appreciation for the 17-year coach of the Longhorns.
I learned a lot from this guy, was much more than a coach but a father figure! Love you, Thank you pic.twitter.com/gN2ahkmLFP
— Kevin Durant (@KDTrey5) March 29, 2015
It’s official. Willie Nelson plans to launch his own brand of marijuana and stores in states like Colorado, Washington, and Alaska (where it’s legal-ish). Of course, Texas might be in the running if that bill gets passed.
The 81-year-old pioneer of outlaw country made the announcement in front of his bus at his annual Heartbreaker Banquet during SXSW, according to the Daily Beast.
Willie’s spokesperson for the new brand, called Willie’s Reserve, wants it to become the “Whole Foods” of weed.
Right on, Willie. Right on.
College Raptor named UT-Austin the 8th-best urban campus in the U.S. We at Longhorn Humor think it’s #1 and here are 50 reasons why, but here’s what they had to say…
Austin is known as a lively and innovative city with a unique atmosphere. When students aren’t studying at one of UT Austin’s beautiful libraries, they’re enjoying the area’s numerous natural swimming holes or shopping the quirky 2nd Street District. Not to mention Austin’s notorious music and arts scene, which culminates each March in the South by Southwest (SXSW) Festival.
Hook ’em!