Campus & ATX, Celebrities, SXSW

What Jimmy Kimmel Learned While in Austin & Other Shit You May Have Missed During SXSW

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SXSW definitely jumped the shark this year, but that’s another post. In the meantime, here’s what you may have missed while you were on Spring Break (if you were crazy enough to leave).

Jimmy Kimmel came to town and toured UT with Guillermo

Which means a lot of celebs threw up the Horns!

And, the Longhorn Band performed with Aloe Blacc

Big Bertha even made an appearance

Snoop Dogg thought Austin was dope

(probably in more ways than one)

The Biebs even performed at Banger’s

 

And we actually let him shoot some hoops

Oh, and Pi was written in the sky

Here’s hoping your Spring Break was fun.

Welcome back. Hook ’em!

Side note: Please donate to to the victims who were affected by the tragic events on 3/13 during SXSW by visiting http://sxswcares.com.

Lists, OU

Top 15 Reasons Why OU (Still) Sucks

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It’s no surprise that we play a game against OU in the great state of Texas rather than the stinkhole armpit of America called Norman. Here are the Top 15 Reasons Why Oklahoma Sucks (make sure you read until the end for a special surprise).

15.) Because they’re stupid enough to report something like this

 

14.) There’s a reason the Red River Rivalry is held in Dallas. A Longhorn once went to Norman and this happened…

13.) Because a stadium full of Sooners wouldn’t be a pretty sight…

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12.) Because most of their team is from Texas

Seriously. Check out this post.

 

11.) Because they’re dumber than a box of rocks

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Burnt Orange, Featured, Lists

18 Reasons Why It’s Better to Date a Longhorn Girl

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Longhorn girls are hot. Not only because they look good in jeans, boots, and burnt orange, but because they’re smart as hell. She’ll most likely be your boss at home and/or at work, but fear not. It’s for the better. So, read below as we give you the 18 Reasons Why It’s Better to Date a Longhorn Girl…Hook ’em!

1.) She ain’t afraid to yell “Make ’em eat shit!” instead of “Go Horns, Go!” during Texas Fight!

2.) She’s so hot that even at away games, she’ll gain national media attention.

I’m not lying, read this story.

3.) But, she ain’t afraid of saying what she really thinks in front of the camera.

Alumni, Burnt Orange, Celebrities, Featured, Lists

The Top 20 Most Famous People Who Went To The University of Texas at Austin

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20.) Bill Moyers

For all of you PBS hippie lovers, President Johnson’s former Press Secretary, Bill Moyers, graduated from the University in 1956. He is well known for his work in public broadcasting, where you’ll find him on his weekly show Moyers & Company.

19.) Roger Clemens

Not unknown to controversy, 11-time All-Star, 2-time World Series Champion, and 7-time Cy Young Award winner Roger Clemens helped the Longhorns win the 1983 College World Series. He is the first player to have his baseball uniform retired at UT…’cause Hook ’em!

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18.) Felicia Day

Her hair is kinda burnt orange. And, she’s probably every gamer’s fantasy due to her Internet stardom (on top of playing “Vi” on TV’s Buffy the Vampire Slayer). She graduated from Texas in 2000, double majoring in mathematics and musical performance. Seriously. That hair.

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