3.) Shouting at Midnight.

Here’s a radical idea: why not shut the hell up and sleep in the middle of the night?

2.) Industrial Distribution. Oh, you’re what kind of engineer?

Oh, you study I.D.? Sorry…never heard of it. Is that like communications or something?

1.) Gig’em Aggies

History teaches us that it wasn’t until 1930 that an Aggie graduate would learn how to make a thumbs-up. Having never before seen such a thing, A&M made this genius’s hand gesture their most important tradition.

Poor Aggies.