Poor Aggies. They’ve always been some sort of special to us. They made fools out of themselves when they decided to go the SEC. So, we thought we’d dig a little deeper into the cult – I mean, “university” – that we love so very much (bless their hearts).

21.) “Mugging Down”

The idea is that “When the football team scores, everyone scores.” Seems a bit on the creeper side.

20.) Sayin’ “texas university”

College Station: where learning disabilities are witty.

19.) Indoctrination Camp (Fish Camp or T-Camp)

Nah, fuck a weekend-long orientation. Let’s do four days in an even more remote shithole than College Station and learn fight songs.

18.)The Aggie War Hymn

Have you ever noticed that A&M’s entire fight song is all about UT? It’s almost flattering. Collegiate penis envy at its finest.

17.) The glorified ROTC.

Totally the opposite of the Keep Austin Weird Army.